Here’s some good news: The President and the Speaker of the House have agreed not to speak publicly about their negotiations toward resolving the great, fear-laden, nightmare-inducing “fiscal cliff.” You know, the most recent thing we’re supposed to be in a lather about.
Why just the other day, I was one-upping a 2-year-old about the proper method for eating an artichoke. I had him too! He couldn’t overcome my lifetime of artichoke eating experience or my superior finger strength.
But then, in a stunning turn of events, an ambush! He reached up and touched my face!
OK! That was totally unexpected! Dumbfounded, I had to concede. You win, Little Buddy. You win.
Of course I doubt that the President will touch the Speaker’s face. For one thing, it’s unclear that they’ve been in the same room with each other since the last looming catastrophe. Let’s see, what was that one? Oh yeah, the budget deficit. (In spiritual circles we call this recurring phenomenon “deja` poo”: The creepy feeling we’ve heard this crap-ola before.)
Fulghum’s sweet and simple maxims to live by, found in his book All I Really Need to Know, I Learned in Kindergarten might well benefit our hapless representatives whose only stated motivation for resolving the nation’s financial debacle is getting home for the holidays.
Fulghum got wordier as he went along, averaging only 4.8 words each in the first ten rules, then 26 words in Rule #11 alone. Given that he allowed himself to go on and on, it’s surprising he stopped at sixteen rules.
In these times of politicians needing guidance in the workplace, his Rule #17 might read something like this: “When you’re negotiating with your colleagues to resolve the complex finances of the United States of America, allow them to share the fruits of their hard work and acknowledge their ideas before your take your turn sharing yours.
Or for their sake, we could speak simply: Rule #17 – Shut up. Rule #18 – Listen to each other. Rule #19 – Use the best of everyone’s ideas.
Of course Fulghum never would be so crass or so terse.
And since those guys in Washington so often behave like 2-year-olds, we may wind up with another punt of deal that delays disaster, but solves nothing.
That’s when we can resort to Rule #9 – “Flush.”
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